What Twitter told me to get my father for Father’s Day

My father is hard to shop for. Here are some things currently on his Amazon wishlist:
A binding cane.
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A Neiko Infrared Laser Aim Thermometer.
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And my favorite, Chlor-Floc US Military Water Purification Powder Packets. (Why?)
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Those gifts are weird and I did not want to get them for him. But Father’s Day was coming up, so I asked people on Twitter what I should buy him. Here is what they came up with.

A horse head mask.
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A battle axe.
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A Bentley.
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Candlesticks.
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A phone call with Micky Dolenz.
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A DVD of “Liz and Dick.” (That recommendation came from, who else, David Fantle.)
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In conclusion, never ask the Internet for anything.

I bought him a necktie.

About Robert Mentzer

I am the opinion editor at Daily Herald Media.
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